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Portugal 🇵🇹

Portugal loves its statues and tiles

Povoa de Vazim welcomes us with smiles

Half a Francesiña I tried

Chips and rice on the side

Keeps us going for miles and miles!

The wind has turned 180 degrees

So we tacked out then back in with ease

We’ll rest in Oporto

Eat fish like we ought-to

And wait for the perfect sea breeze

In Porto they drink lots of wine

And their grilled sardines are quite fine

Our ocean crew’s landed

So now we’re 4-handed

To sail off south west on the brine

In our orca deterrent we trust

Does it work? Well surely it must!

But the boat that they caught

Gave us pause for thought:

They were using the same kit as us!

The Madeira Suite

We left Porto at dawn in a swell

And some crew were not feeling too well 

But if they malinger

We have biscuits of ginger

So they’ll soon be as sound as a bell

I’m suffering from deficiency of sleep 

I’ve not had a wink – not a peep

And my head is quite sore

Oh God, is there much more?

I’m trying hard not to say bleep bleep bleep!

We’re storming along pinkly with Lily 

La Bamba’s cruising like a sea filly 

300 more miles

And we’re still wearing smiles

That’s David, Elly, Alex and Willy!

David’s spotted a dark oily speck

What is that we say, let’s go check

It’s 2 little squid

We don’t know what they did

But they’ve jumped right up onto our deck!

At 7.45 David shouts Land!

Eggs and bacon were shortly to hand

We’re sailing goose-wing

It’s a rock’n’roll thing

Our first shower is going to be grand!

Porto Santo has a hill like a horn

The sea’s turquoise and really quite warm

We ate very good meat

And caught up on sleep

But our crew’s gone so now we’re forlorn!

Canaries! (Part 1)

To Lanzarote we rode the white horses

In wild wind and wide ocean forces

It’s only us two

But we know what to do

And with Greta we have all resources